My Dick in a BOX (DnB)

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My Dick in a BoxThis has to be one of the best Remix’s I’ve come across in years. Being that I’m a Drum and Bass head I naturally relate to 180 BPMs. I’ve been waiting for someone to remix that tune DnB style.

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The Cutest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

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This has to be the cutest thing I have ever seen! Since L and I have pugs this totally hits home! And yes, they do just lick and lick and lick…

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Which Candidate Should You Choose?

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Democrat and republican logosIf you’re not sure which presidential candidate deserves your precious vote, spend 5 minutes on Glassbooth to learn which candidate’s views most closely relate to yours. Glassbooth uses a two-part process to lead you to voting enlightenment.

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Raging Fred

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Brilliant… Why can’t i think of these things?!

Oh yeah, NSFW language…

Gifts for Office Parties

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Office PartyIt’s that time of the year for gift exchange. Our office is having its first annual “Christmas Gift Exchange”. This means it’s not a white elephant, it’s not a Secret Santa, it’s some kind of hybrid-thingy where the rules are quite clear and extensive.


The rules are:

  • All gifts should be wrapped (and may I suggest you make yours look extra special). Put the gifts under the tree. Make sure you do NOT put your name on it.
  • Each person selects a number from a basket to determine the order in which a person gets to select a gift. Number 1 goes first and gets to select and unwrap a gift. Everyone oohs and ahhs!
  • Number 2 then selects. But they may take Number 1’s gift or they may select a gift from the pile. If they take Number 1’s gift, Number 1 gets to select again from the pile. After he/she has finished his/her turn, Number 3 gets to select.
  • Once again, he/she may select any opened or unopened gift. Each time a gift is taken away from someone, that person gets to select again. He/she may select any gift except the one that was just taken away from them. He/she may however, have the opportunity to select it again later

Normally I wouldn’t even lift an eyebrow to this idea but when I got the email I realized that there are just too many rules. I mean come on its just gift giving. This isn’t the freak’n Red Cross or something. And to top it all off the limit is 5 bucks!! Come on, you can’t hardly even get a coffee at Starbucks for that!!

Anyways, confined by the rules I thought what the heck am I going to do. Well, my prayers have been answered. Wired has a great article about how to pick out, achem, gifts for office parties. Their how-to suggests several questions to ask your self before purchasing a gift, like What is his/her favorite color? Does s/he have an iPod? Is there anything that s/he is allergic to? And if that doesn’t solve the problem you can always wing it and just buy them a gift card to Starbuck for 5 bucks.

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